Sorry, Jezebel doesn't acknowledge democrat victim blaming.

Even if that’s the case (re: Jessica Nigri), which I don’t think it is, why is that bad? I don’t get it. People throw a fit about censorship of risqué games and comics, and in the same breath passive-aggressively slut-shame cosplayers for dressing too revealingly. It's such a bizarre double standard.

b/c Betty Spaghetti.

We’re already having our annual aneurysm, don’t worry.

That last sentence is so true. It was refreshing to watch the 3rd period of a hockey game without a knife in one hand and bottle of bourbon in the other

@durex

Today I learned that I would like to bang both Jared Goff’s mom and Jared Goff’s sister. Thanks for the info, Jared Goff!

Any Blues fan who doesn’t admit we have a complex is lying.

To be fair, bandwagon Warrior fans are really, really insufferable.

No, Blackhawks fans are the worst because they’re all bandwagoners.

This is the best story I have ever seen. I love his comment about white people hiding hockey from him.

I live in Atlanta you goddamn idiot.

And Chicago is a war-zone, rather not risk my life by going there.

There is no need to be upset.

Yea because that’s exactly what I meant.

Stick with your own problems Chiraq.

Fresh like the fandom of 90% of the Blackhawks fanbase.

Just pretend like it’s the mid-2000s when you weren’t a Blackhawks fan and the pain will go away.

The only thing that will top watching the Blackhawks shake their hands out of the Scottrade is winning the Cup. Still such a long way to go, but at least we took care of those haughty fucks.

Oh shut up. It’s okay to lose. It’s our time to win a series for once.

MAMACITA!!!!