Way to go getting this 5+ year old game not running like shit. Truly impressive

Hey Lucy: get fucked.

Lol ya, he wasn’t one of the best D men in the league when we signed him to that contract or anything. How stupid of the Pens to try and lock up such a guy and to not have the power to see the future where he drops off a cliff 3 years in! What a horrible front office those Penguins have, winning two cups in a row and…

Your logic here is flawed. No game developer wants their game to run at 30fps. No game developer goes out and says “this game will be much better at 30fps”.

Like, we get it, you’re some edgy tough guy who “isnt afraid to tell it like it is” and wont “spare peoples feelings” on such matters, and you’ve shown your intelligence by using the words “fuck” and “douche canoe” to totally “own” some dude.

Calm your tits, “not angry” guy.

An idea: Both of you grow up.

I await an “annoyed” lashing out (But not angry, just “annoyed”. Not lashing, just “speaking”)

People weren’t so much miffed about the lack of SP DLC. Most of the people I ever heard complaining were the ones that really enjoyed the Heists in GTAO and never got more than the few that Rockstar made. To me, and many others, they were the best part of GTAO and it seemed like Rockstar would rather make easy money…

Hey, fuck the Caps.

“Who gives a fuck? “, would be my reply.

Ovi has the best shot in NHL history and is pretty damn good at making plays from time to time. Unfortunately he’s also a lazy defender who has a pretty one-dimensional game. Ovi is a dominant beast, but he’s not the complete player that Crosby is. And I don’t think it’s talking shit to say that Ovi isn’t the best…

Hmm, usually Deadspin top comments are devoid of this moronic level of.... Oh who am I kidding?

I don’t know much about basketball, so I’m confused. Does it really work that, if you recover the ball in your own zone and call timeout, you get to do the inbound pass in the opponents zone? I just assume you’d do the inbound pass in your own zone, since that’s where you last possessed the ball, and called timeout.…

“This is one story.”

Correct. This is one story, of which I commented on singularly, to which my comment was meant to be applied to a specific comment there within. Not applied to the story itself. Not to be extrapolated to every other story about women ever. I have no problem with women being praised. I have no…

How did you gather 30 Symmetra mains for this piece?

*looks to see where men were mentioned at all*

Its interesting that, when someone tries to remove gender from a situation so as to let a persons accomplishments speak for themselves, gender-baiters always wanna insert gender back into the situation to make their point.

“look I’ll be straight with you; if my life is on…

Anyone who thinks that Gordon Ramsay is “responsible” for anything here is a moron. He’s had many shows where he is just calm, normal Gordon Ramsay. Anyone who has seen those shows would know that his role on say, Hell’s Kitchen, is a total act for ratings. Do we have Olympic wrestlers coming out and ripping into Pro…

So it was made for role-players, basically? People that have to imagine stuff to do in a game because they game doesn’t have that content to begin with? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not shitting on those people, but you don’t base a AAA console exclusive on that, especially not one that’s coming after a huge dry spell in…

The last two generations have all but abandoned the “games for kids” concept in terms of the biggest and best games being geared towards kids. Spyro, Mario, Crash, Banjo Kazooie, etc were THE games of previous eras and now everything is geared towards 18+. So while I personally am not huge into the Labo and wouldn’t…

Nope. Been coming to this site for years and still haven’t been able to leave the Grey’s. It’s a stupid system that tells you not to feel bad about the people in the Grey’s because they’re bad people or trolls, therefore turning your brain off to the idea that there might be some good people in there being buried by a…

A good way to fix trolling is to spend the money to actually monitor people rather than using this cheap broken system that just blankets everyone as a troll by making them Grey until the great prophecy of “the verified one” comes to fruition and its deemed worthy that their opinions should be heard and not dismissed…