my friend who hates everyone in Brooklyn that isn't fourth generation sent me this. When I saw the title I was like, Gentrification in general? But then I clicked, and everything is LITERALLY a frozen yogurt place.

If they don't, they damn well should. Any parent who takes care of their business in that situation should be rewarded for it.

another victory for Team Dog.

Ok, so it's totally fair to not like sushi and people shouldn't be made fun of for not liking sushi. BUT WHO GOES TO A MICHELIN-STARRED SUSHI RESTAURANT IF THEY DON'T LIKE (or don't know if they like) SUSHI?!?!

...you could very well be right about this. I'd boycott them if I ever read them to begin with.

Blaming the freelancer is not cool.

I don't believe for a second that was a miscommunication, but it's good to see that public outcry might force them to change their terrible policy.

America's obesity epidemic, in my opinion, can be blamed on one thing, and one thing alone: unregulated capitalism.

High fructose corn syrup is in everything because corn is a cash crop and, therefore, cheaper than dirt. So instead of using healthier ingredients, manufacturers rely on corn syrup as a sweetener, and…

The other part of the problem is that BMI is SUCH a sack of shit.

Wow, you totally said something no one has said before.

Here's the thing I have a hard time comprehending — I've NEVER had a doctor question me about my diet. Know why? I'm not overweight. I could have an eating disorder. I could be eating only wads of bacon and working out hours a day. As it happens I'm mostly vegetarian with some fish and I don't eat a lot of dairy…

I can't keep ice cream in the house because portion control and ice cream do not coexist in my mental universe.

I am a fattie and I do love nachos. I'm just confessing here.

Bootstraps, bootstraps, bootstraps. There is no system, and even if they're was it's not enough to actually prevent you from doing anything because you control you!

Admittedly this looks nasty, but I will challenge anyone to the death who doesn't like biscuits and sausage gravy. That shit is the food of my people (my people being white southern US people who think butter is one of the food groups). It's fucking amazing.

SWEET JESUS THIS KITCHEN IS A HELLMOUTH!

Ok I have to reshare my two favorites that I already put on Twitter but they are so, so good:

SHAPE magazine is the worst. Their print edition is filled with craptastic fitness tips and fake science that is embarrassing, if not outright irresponsible.