Womp womp.

It's almost Pavlovian at this point.

Food. Food advertisements are the only ones that work on me.

Ooooh and I enjoy the Jameson ads with the desperate rescue of the whiskey. I don't drink, but I am a devoted fan of the sea, CGI or otherwise.

Cadbury eggs are the best holiday candy EVER. Sadly it's getting harder to find actual holiday candy instead of the same usual bars in fun size big bags.

The rest of us are having fun with this one. Must you be such a stick in the mud?

Food commercials have an unfair advantage. They activate the same parts of our brains that porn does. That pizza/stretchy cheese thing is like the equivalent of a money shot.

Ok, so I haven't bought a VW... but I have to admit that if I was considering a car in that price range this ad would factor into my decision. Normalizing little girls with cutthroat business acumen? Hell yes.

I genuinely think Dove deodorant is superior to most others. I used to get razor burn and it completely went away after I switched to Dove. I'm also really sensitive to smell and every other deodorant brand would make me feel sick by the end of the day. Again, totally stopped happened after I made the switch.

PIZZA ADS

Damn, now I want breadsticks.

I love the Honey Maid ad so much I was going to buy graham crackers and I never buy graham crackers but this article reminded me I forgot.

I was always a sucker for the old-school campaigns. Absolut's, for example.

I started humming Pink Moon before I even clicked the link. This commercial is burned into my brain for eternity. *cries*

Anything featuring Kate Moss. That isn't expensive. So, basically Rimmel and perfumes. And I don't really wear much makeup, and I have one perfume I wear, so...nothing, really, but in theory, lots.

I got all the way to the check-out at the supermarket today when I realized I forgot my Honey Maid Graham Crackers and I left the line to go stock up. "This is wholesome" FTW!

"Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!"

I read 'defiled' and almost lost it laughing in the middle of the university library. It's 8:45am and there are a lot of serious and quiet people around...

Hey, he's just a man who believes in traditional marriage. You know, the loving union between a guy and as many women as he can convince to work for him.

Maybe because a politician getting busted for plain corruption and gun trafficking doesn't exactly scream "women's issues," while a "family values" anti-choice politician does?