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Ok, so I am pretty anti-engagement ring. Everything I've read about the diamond industry gives me great pause, I don't really understand jewelry or why one shiny rock should have more value than another shiny rock, and I really dislike status symbols - I'd much rather spend my money on things that give me pleasure.

This thread is jezebel incarnate.

SHAVING YOUR KNUCKLE HAIR IS COMPLYING WITH THE PATRIARCHY!!!

Now I want to propose to Mr. Raptor with some sort of massively gaudy/flashy ring, just to see his face. I really honestly only want to see what his reaction would be to some massive-ass diamond set in other diamonds set in the tears of your unborn grandchildren. Maybe as an anniversary gift? Except isn't one year…

Married man here. I'm okay with this in theory (although "mangagement" is simply awful), but not in practice. First, the concept that anyone would need a sign that they are taken is backward. It shouldn't be the public's burden to stay away from me; It's my responsibility to live my life in such a way to eliminate any…

Of course, we could disrupt the entire wedding industry and stop wearing engagement rings or wedding rings altogether

There should be. There really, really should be.

I only wear my engagement ring. It's pretty and I have small hands so a second band was just too much. It endlessly confuses other women I know. My hubs has a wedding band but doesn't wear it at work because he feels Luke it interferes with how he handles his knives. This confuses his boss. Getting engaged and married…

My wife and I had a dual-ring wedding ceremony. Rings give me eczema. I didn't wear one before I got married. I haven't worn mine since our wedding day. She understood that going in, but wanted the dual-ring ceremony. She and I are committed to each other. A ring isn't what created that commitment. Rings are…

We don't need more societally mandated jewelry.

I keep reading it as "management"

My blow for equality is making it clear to my bf that I don't really care for engagement rings. If we get hitched, we can both wear a ring then. If we're engaged first, neither of us needs a ring. And if anyone is bothered enough to ask why I don't have one, they are welcome to an explanation of all of my problems…

Shouldn't this sponsored post come with a coupon or something to whatever shit stores paid for this?

Lady judges are badass. I have Sandra Day O'Connor on my fantasy brunch team.

In my humble opinion, there are very few men who are not made more attractive by a beard. Some men are equally attractive with or without, very few are more attractive without. Mmmmm. Beard.

Full 12 minutes or GTFO.

These will never not be awesome. The Kathy Lee cameo also deserves a shout out.

Are you taking write-in candidates?

"Someone you like has boring hair!"