By the way, the above image is actually one of the LEAST creepy/horrifying things that happens when you type "sexual harassment" into the Shutterstock search bar. BRB scrubbing my brain with turpentine.

Haha! I want to snark SO hard, but he is (or at least was, I haven't seen him in 5 years) a SUPER nice guy, so I just can't. He played football at our college (duh) and was in the frattiest/drunkest fraternity on campus (duh). He's a little self absorbed (but I mean, who wouldn't be with those abs, amirite?) but he…

TELL ME EVERYTHING.

I know me too. I hate bachelorette parties for this very reason. My bf will pretend to but stop cause I end up laughing hysterically minutes into the performance.

I am not even joking... I went to college with the guy in the bottom screenshot (with the curly hair/hat.) I have been seeing "Men of the Strip" promos for MONTHS now. *facepalm*

Thankfully no one measured my twat a few years back when I danced in Vegas

This only reinforces my inability to be aroused by male strippers. The whole thing is just so unsexy.

Just like a man. Promise her something / deliver something else.

So wait, he now has half of what he had going in? I think my ex-wife invented that trick.

$400 an hour is pretty good minimum wage, but bread is $1,700,000 a loaf.

Right? That poor last guy, she could have at least matched his "rock on" excitement instead of looking like she wished he'd just evaporate.

I agree. Someone else mentioned that these are obviously her most hardcore fans (which is probably why they'd be disappointed to not even get a handshake), but she looks like she would rather be anywhere else. Anywhere.

I understand you don't want to be touched like I hate that too but at least look like you don't loathe their existence, Avril.

I feel like that doesn't tell me anything. I mean, the minimum wage here isn't $400...so I guess I'm a little confused. I mean $800 for a picture with a pop star is more than I'd be willing to spend, but...

Oh come on. She could at least smize.

Maybe she was gassy. She looks gassy.

According to BreatheHeavy it was R$800.

This guy is EXACTLY who would pay $400 to take a picture with Avril Lavigne.

I was all over your Usher/MJ post - but I don't matter in the GT world - woe is me :(

I'm guessing your thought was "Well if I have to see this shit then you have to too!"