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Mustache pajamas. No I don't know what that means either.

WHERE THE HELL DID HE FIND A $1600 2 Bedroom in DC?!?!?!?

Under Federal Income Rules CASUALTY LOSS DEDUCTIONS CAN CONTAIN THEFT. GOD. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO READS THE IRC CODE HERE!??!?!

My favorite dubbing ever was in Moscow. It was a live dub. So it was literally a guy with a microphone dubbing a french film into Russian as the film went on. All characters. Both Male and Female. Completely deadpan. Missed half of the lines too. It was amazing. The film was a french art film about a tragic romance.…

I would watch the shit out of that film.

True. But a bright pink truck tends to be less awful in the Japanese context here than in the United States/Europe/Canada where that type of pandering would be 10000X worse as they don't usually pretty up their trucks here. Also, I'm not offended by this actually. I feel that encouraging woman truck drivers by…

See, my Dekotora post. They tend to have a lot of fun with their own rigs.

In Japan you often own your on rig, same with Korea. It's treated quite differently than in the US.

Ridiculous trucks are a Japanese thing known as Dekotora. This is not that ridiculous compared to what they usually pull out. In fact it's insanely tame in comparison. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dekotora

The Orient Express didn't go past Turkey. LEARN YOUR TRAIN ROUTES HIPSTERS. GOD.

For you? Always.

I want to bedazzle a lobster now. I would name it Fernando. It would be my pet.

BUT WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!

BUT WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!

I thought they meant Dungeon Master as in Dungeons and Dragons in the headline. I am very disappointed right now.

Just use the $1,500 and hire a hooker for christ sake.

Oh my god the reddit snark is wonderful on this thread. "So, what group do you hate the most?" "Are you afraid of going black because you won't be able to come back?"

Have you listened to any contemporary country? There's a reason for that.