Kaiserawesome
Kaiserawesome
Kaiserawesome

That's because it usually means you're Yakuza in Japan.

I brew beer as a hobby, so I guess I'll try and make my own equipment. ^_^

Trinidad

I don't have a smart phone ;_;

So, I'm working in rural Colorado for the summer. I freaking love backpacking and the outdoors, but I'm more used to living in a city. Any suggestions for things to do on weekday nights?

Wait. Minorities and men have sexual drives too? I'm skeptical. I need some peer reviewed statistics to back that up.

Yes. Loans for capital are very much correlated with having taxable investments.

Her vagina COULD be haunted.

I decided not to join the Marine Corps JAG for that reason. That and being LGBT.

'claps'

1970's Hunter S. Thompson.

In Maryland a single unit of crack is referred to as a "Zip" in police reports.

Didn't have to use your AK?

So, I'm studying to be a criminal defense attorney and I can say without a doubt in my mind Lindsay Lohan is my personal definition of the client from hell.

Darn it, this is going to bother me all day now.

Yeah, I wish I could remember his name. Ugh. I own all of sandman, but it's at my parent's house so I can't look it up. I think it was the fun land killer?

The guy with the teeth eyes? That's Corinthian. It wasn't him, but the Disney killer was a guy at his conference.

Squaaaaaaaaaaaaats. THEY ARE GOOD FOR EVERYTHING.

I wrote my undergrad thesis in 48 hours on nothing but peeps and red bull. I regret nothing.

As a trans man, I am MORE than happy to take over your burden. If, science allowed it and wasn't totally behind on FTM surgeries.....grrrr.