Gonna brag here. I nicknamed my partner's "The Captain." Seriously, it is the best dick name of all time. It' can be at "full mast" "half mast," and think of all the saluting puns! Anyway, I'm proud of myself.

He does. He looks very nice in it.

No she genuinely looks nice. I only wish she was smiling! She has a very nice smile IMHO.

Trans man here. You did the right thing. A trans person figures out they're trans on their own terms and in their own time. The best thing for a person to do is to just let a young person know they can be whatever they like. If they want to become a man or woman, they'll tell you when they figure it out. At the end of…

Henna is awesome.

I killed a man with a trident.

You usually put the pecans in a blender : p

I believe that to be a pecan pie. Although not apple, can be quite tasty. : D I"M A HELPER.

What, he's not blaming the jews? Man, I'm bored already.

Welcome to the internet. Please follow me.

I'm going to redirect you to my response to the other person. People reading headlines making it seem like suicide is an acceptable response have a higher likelihood of suicide behavior. Being a safe media spot reduces likelihood of suicide behavior. This has nothing to do with the OBGYN but with potential persons…

I work for a suicide hotline, and media headlines like this can actually push someone over the edge.

Um. I don't care about him, I care about people reading this who might think suicide is a good reaction to shame. Like, I dunno, maybe a depressed person reading this.

'facepalm' Sorry! Original Broadway Jalvert. Terrence Mann. Sorry! He was a very nice neighbor generally.

Ok come on, can we please not romanticize suicide as an acceptable reaction to shame: http://www.afsp.org/files/Misc_/recommendations.pdf GOD. Anyway, if anyone needs someone to talk to please contact the Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

True story, I was neighbors as a kid with the original Jean Val Jean. He used to give music lessons on the side so we always had to listen to some shrieking Broadway wannabe every time we went outside. Nice guy though.

Escorts cost a lot more.

I don't get people in the wedding industry leaving out lesbian couples. Seriously, have you BEEN to a femme lesbian wedding?! They make Orthodox Jewish weddings look like afternoon tea. You have two brides. TWO. So much money to be made. SO MUCH MONEY.

SAMANTHA BROWN YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED.

Yes. She is also apparently trying to guilt trip me about a broken wrist to appease me for a bad horoscope.