I was born with a severe heart murmur and had open heart surgery at 4 days open. Still kicking and don't remember a damn thing!

The tip is usually the most sensitive part, so start there and work your way down so your body becomes more used to it. This works a lot better with uncircumcised dicks because you can use the foreskin to press up and down more easily. I usually suck on the top while giving it a hand job then working my way down.

If it makes you feel better a lot of ex-show dogs are given to families to be pets, and the breeder is usually really strict about which family gets the dog. My partner has a Keeshond which was an ex-show girl and is now a spoiled family pet! Total brat of a dog though : p.

THE OLD LADY IN THE ELEVATOR WAS SATAN THE WHOLE TIME.

Give money to the ACLU.

Shadrack Mcgill sounds like a really bad porn name.

Fact.

I always tip in cash if I can, because then taxes aren't removed.

No, but it does tend to have a correlation. Also, it has serious implications for Israel as most of these people will use their Heredi (Ultra-Orthodox) status to get out of military service and other civil requirements, whether they are actually practicing or not. They also get special tax and settlement treatment.…

No. This guy is actually bonkers. Look up his planet of the ape speech.

Um. If you rub them with uncooked pork before you feed I guess so?

10%, the real issue is they have a ton of children. So the percentage is very likely to grow very quickly.

Can I just say that dog is really cute. I mean the story is really touching and all, but mostly I want to give that guy cuddles and feed him dog treats.

I do. I keep my work shoes at the office and wear sneakers when commuting.

Wear a seersucker. Duh.

That's why he's getting sued.

I lived in Russia. GO ON TRY AND TELL ME IT'S COLD IN MINNESOTA.

Pants.

Yeah. I totally get that. Honestly I think at the end of the day pets are something you need to talk to people you are living with about. Either illegally in a dorm or legally in an apartment or house. Also, rabbits are awesome and I would totally get another one as a pet once I become a fully licensed attorney and…

Ok. So I was in a similar situation, but in a private apartment with a private bedroom. My former roommate started dating some shit-headed homeless drug dealer and had him move in despite my protests. I owned a bunny (had a cage-didn't keep him in it because he was a good boy and was litter trained). I ended up…