We had an adorbs red sweater for our chicken Marilyn when she mistakenly molted during the cold winter. You can get them on Etsy (sort of ashamed I know that info).

I got robbed once with two friends while walking to the Hell-Osco on Milwaukee Avenue in Chicago. Following that ordeal, what started as a grocery run turned into a marathon beer and shot session (with many free rounds when we retold the hold up story). Adrenaline works in strange ways.

Yeah, but before Omarosa stepped in, that support was only at 1.38%

Brief reminder here to Ms. Omarosa that her favored candidate is currently receiving a miserable 1.5% support among black voters, putting him behind Hillary Clinton, Gary Johnson, and Jill Stein.

I’m just (not at all) stunned that Shaun White is a complete douchebag

Today’s Washington Post poll shows Clinton just trouncing Trump in Virginia, with a 14% lead (52-38) among registered voters and an 8% lead (51-43) among likely voters.

um can we please get video of her clogging, because as much as I love my dad Tim Kaine, I am MUCH more interested in seeing my stepmom(?) clog dance.

We aren’t talking nearly enough about Anne Holton.

She sounds amazing!

I love your mom.

Your mom is my favorite. I wish my grandma with dementia had a similar outlook on life. Instead, she reads her calendar to me every time I call and likes to remind me, “growing old isn’t for the weak!”

I’ve never met your mother and I love her.

I love your grandmother. <3

Your mom is awesome.

Awwwwwww, this made me inexplicably tear up.

that is very cute and I approve.

It’s like that footage from one of Secretariat’s races. “Here’s Secretariat.” Camera pans back. “And here’s the rest of the field.”

THIS ONE QUICK TRICK will make you an Olympian in SECONDS! Swimming coaches HATE HIM!

Someone posted this on Deadspin I think, but I love this: