She has to be in terrible pain, Media People, so leave her alone.

I use old fashioned taxicabs and I'm proud to say I've never given one damn dime to Uber. Also, fuck you Ashton.

Principal: "Nothing appalling" about my astounding ignorance when it comes to racial history in my home state.

Really, what's more relaxing than sharing a glass of soda with your spouse in a strip club?

His grammar is the least of it. The comments about 'digging up dirt on journalist (sic)' and his defense of those Uber assholes makes me want to stab Twitter.

I just can't ever get past the fact that Mariah Carey's son is named Moroccan Cannon. I think of rusting 18th century arms sold in Marrakesh antique markets.

You did a great job of explaining Gamergate as a new grievance movement.

They're the anti-Kimye.

You got it wrong. The boys got drunk and raped her. She didn't get drunk/drug herself silly, then force others to rape her, then plaster the Internet with pictures. Let's put the blame where it belongs: on the perpetrators, not the girls.

Is there any way to donate to this young woman? I can't Windex the internet, but I'd love to send some cash for her college fund.... and a vacation for her family, too, because goddess knows they'll need it.

I haven't laughed this hard in ages. I'm so glad I don't teach school because I'd have a hard time getting through the first day of classes without saying, "Your parents named you WHAT?"

Oh my god. This comment list is KILLING me!

Oh my god. I'm dying laughing.

Adults forced to carry these names should sue their parents for therapy, along with legal costs associated with a name change.

Annika is Scandinavian/German name and quite traditional and extremely elegant. Good choice. Definitely better than "Xylithia."