Neither are men though. They are the embodiment of corporations. Ruthless capitalistic greed personified.

My god. The SAME people? Can’t they get new people to throw original hissy fits?

I’d pay double that for a decent version of Bloodborne. 

And here I thought folks didn’t like the over-the-top COD’ifying of Battlefield. But the players actually want zombies and one-liners.

Talk about getting invaded.

What an absolute cunt, that man. But hey, you gotta be to get ultra-rich.

If it were only Shittysoft, that would be ok. Just ignore them. But they are also Rapeysoft. Defenders of known sexual predators.

Oh no. We’ve identified our “Get off my lawn” moment. I’m 45 and I know exactly what you mean. I’ve worked in IT my whole life, had a computer since I was 5 years old. I thought there wouldn’t come a moment when the world passed me by because I was on top of things.

Where’s Ricky Gervais when you need him

Videocards at MSRP.

Nintendo should just get ahead of this and start going multi-platform like Microsoft (and to some extent Sony) are. I’d happily plonk down cash for this game for not having to “dust off” my switch. I don’t play games “on the go” so emulating the games on my nice Oled tv with my PC is actually more convenient and…

And all the while they’re getting paid for doing it with your tax money, whether you buy from them or not. So what’s a boycot going to do?

No no... GRRM has been working on the Elden Ring 2 for years by now!

So Konami stopped making video games and turned to just regular gambling gambling.

Or, you  know, play games for fun!

You’re an all-star!

So preying on fools is ok then? Good to know.

Richest motherfuckers in the world milking users for over 3 console generations with the same lousy games coulnd’t spend a little bit of that whaling-dough to fix it themselves. Disgusting.

Or, you know, let’s NOT pre-order games.

Or, you know, let’s NOT pre-order games.

The random word title generator is phoning it in these days.