It’s for teabagging only.

Finish. HA! 

Why are we still talking about this travesty?

It did for me. Holding a very expensive paperweight as I type this one-handed.

Wow. I wasn’t even aware that was a feature. That’s downright diabolical. And I thought the gaming industry with their micro-transactions and gambling for kids was pure evil greed.

And if you can’t live without repeatedly left clicking on loot pinates, that means you’re addicted to the endorphin trap they meticulously created for just that purpose. Too bad the auction-house blew up in their faces last time around, because the addiction thingy sure worked.

Also Randy. Randy “pictures of a queefing teen on a usb stick left at a medieval restaurant, let me show you a magic trick, let’s hit somebody in the face, let’s not pay our workers what they are due” Pitchford. A typical Randy. 

What do you mean? Long time ago, far far away. All this is ancient history. We can skip ahead as we damn wel please.

Wow. Playing Elder Scrolls Blades, are we?

The thing was bland and generic from the start, but stood out because it was in VR. That’s what made it special. The pancake versions just show how Yooka Laylee the whole thing actually is. 

Or, you know, just drink from the fucking glass or cup already.

Or, you know, just drink from the fucking glass or cup already.

Sick status quo? It’s all about the moneys. It’s split 2 ways in the states. You don’t want to alienate 50% of your customers. 

His stint as the dad on The Boys was amazing to watch only for the deadpan american accent.

That’s some wishful thinking right there.

And on the other hand the industry has grown bigger than Hollywood. So way, way, way more players. Which means way, way, way more income for your product.

Strange, the things we love. I like getting shafted every now and then, but not by a corporation.

You’re supposed to get on your treadmill to charge your backlit kindle and sit in the dark.

“That sounds like a good story. What should we call it?”

Or... you know... let EA go to hell?

Or... you know... let EA go to hell?

Why are you actively censoring your own articles? On the same page i’m shown a picture of an article called “Japan Learns the Correct Way to Use “F**k””, with a picture of the word FUCK in it.