Or... You could’ve just looked it up and moved on. It’s a nice tale.

Wouldn’t it be nice to be able to disavow family by just using quotation marks, though.

Your “uncle”? Was he secretly your aunt?

I stopped reading after that bit. He clearly lives in a land even stranger than portrayed in his games.

That looks keto-licious!

I blankly stared at that for way too long, thankyouverymuch.

Sure. Becaue Konami cares!

Because sure, the PS4 is a real graphics powerhouse.

I love the risk, so I still run up and down ladders. To date, I’ve only found one that consistently drops me below the map and I’ve finished the game.

Is that you, skynet?

Umbasa!

I’ve been running through Scholar of the First sin with a buddy like that. Only drawback (if you can call it that) is that you have to do each section twice if you want to advance both characters. And you must, if you want to keep advancing together. But it’s been great fun. Shouting at each other through Skype when…

How about $1 does NOT equal €1? Granted, it's not like in Australia, but still, that's some shoddy math right there.

Or any other game ever for that matter.

But then you're stuck with an AMD card. Like the console peasants.

Came for the pics, left a bit disappointed.

I think the <del>Far Cry 3</del> Ubisoft formula has really run it's course.

The Wii game had a lot of "mmo style" quests as well. I suppose this one will have even more.

Granted, if you let go and repress the same direction, you're fucked. But you can happily transition to the next camera view whilst holding the direction you're going in and Chris (or Jill for that matter) will remain on course.

Oh noes! Ma free games are offline! Damn, here come those bloody -75% and -90% deals AGAIN!