So I gave BF4 a shot, started with the campaign. Scene one, one of our guys gets jumped by a dog, punches it straight in the face.

WHAT???

Yet it won't run Assasin's Creed.

Just be glad. You'd get slaughtered anyway if it did work.

Sure, and you never leak a drop or two in your underpants and that almost never rubs on the crotch of your pants.

And if you get an ererction, they probably stone you or hang you.

I'm a mormon... That's as far as I got.

Oh look, Kane is heading to the consoles!

The use of LOL is worse, actually.

Fix the spam, folks. The site is going down the toilet in a hurry!

One router will do ya, so you've got that part covered. You don't want an extender, which would relay the existing wireless signal further, since you've got CAT5 around the place. What you need is a simple access point, connect this to any of the ethernet ports around the house and enjoy. You'll have to configure it…

... or pray

Sub Rosa. Damn, I still recall all the ep titles.

Same. I would've thought that would plunge the doctor in an even bigger abyss. Got one! Lost one half a minute later! Goodbye cruel universe! *boom*

That was the point of Tate. And then her journey to something better began. Her closing act was also phenomenal.

Also, hands off your sister!

Yeah. The phage. That's what we want.

Ah yes, leave it to the imaginary friend in the sky folks to ratchet up the hate during the holidays.

Indeed, I had my first in Germany 2 weeks ago. It was delicious.

Of course. Big tobacco bought the cure for cancer ages ago and implemented in their delicious cigarettes. Gotta keep the customer alive, you know!