Oh religions, just take your imaginary friends and put yourselves on an ice block and head off to sea to die in peace.

For us little people, it's just a case of giving somebody else the username and the password. I don't see how Apple would know somebody was alive or dead.

I've already spent €20 on bank slots! (Bloody trading post is down.)

Thanks. Hadn't seen that before. Let's hope neither of them take an arrow to the knee.

Don't worry, I'll patiently wait here with you for pics of that fabled "Hockey Ass". In or out of the jeans. It's all good.

Needs less appendages.

She had me at potential slayer.

You probably prefer looking at dusty craters in Afghanistan.

I for one won't be missing the shitload of crap software OEM manufacturers pour over their systems, inadvertently slowing them to a crawl.

I'll start my plant fondling over here, if you don't mind.

Money that would've been better spent bombing a country to pieces, right?

Too bad it doesn't vibrate.

My but you are a twat!

Next thing you know...

It's great. Too bad there's still some gawker sites (IO9, Lifehacker) that he hasn't gotten this to work with. I can do without in Fleshbot.

These are priceless too.

Oh that slick slick 60fps, never a hitch or a slowdown GX.

Man I hope so.

No MMO's, no need for buttons.

There is. For a book. Thing is like 900 pages thick. A hefty 45 hours of audiobook, last time I heard it, which was a couple of months ago.