This is the kind of name Jr./III/IV/V/XXXpleaseohplease generational suffixes were made for.

This is called Harassment, actually. The man clearly wanted to violate Dodai's space and see how she dealt with it. Imagine what would happen if she had capitulated? That's gateway abuse.

Guys, a public service announcement. No one finds your dick as interesting as you do. (Caveat: you have some sort of deformity that has been/should be written up in a medical journal.)

If you got paid in 85% dollar bills you'd have a fat wad of cash too.

Um, no to the first part. Not at all. I guarantee you the vast majority of servers would much prefer Packhouse's model (or at least a variant for fine dining) to the current one.

i'm serious here. i worked outside just long enough to realize going to school was a brilliant plan. a/c is a glorious invention. every single one of you motherfuckers would sacrifice ice cream, the internet, attention...pretty much anything this side of sex and food for a/c.

I'm 100% on board with you about the level of air conditioning. We should impose fines on businesses that set thermostats below 70 F unless it is necessary for equipment, etc. But out here on the East Coast, where the summers are overwhelmingly the worst time of the year and the humidity and bugs (bugs! in cities! …

My vote is- if someone smacks you in the genitals, you have a free pass. I didn't watch the video though, because I was worried I might be subjected to Tim McGraw's music.

I think the problem is more so about the quality, not the brand name. It is just that the brand names tend to be of much much higher quality. Maybe not needed if you're looking simply for a handbag, but if you're going to stick it in you, maybe there is a bit more concern.

I get the point, I promise. And yet... it is super hard to stop laughing at this:

I just buy those little $3 silver bullets that probably have no brand. The motor dies within a month, but it only cost $3 so whatever. If I'm actually buying floggers and plugs and clamps and wedges and restraints... I'm going for high quality from trusted sources. Nobody wants a faux leather gimp mask.

Well then, indeed, let's torment a 14-year-old boy to death. George Michael was not arrested for doing something in the privacy of a stall—his comments on the matter were: "Michael stated: "I got followed into the restroom and then this cop—I didn't know it was a cop, obviously—he started playing this game, which I…

Honestly as a parent of a teen girl, who's been the victim of mild teasing and bullying for the past 2 years, I have come to the conclusion that there's no amount of "education" or "awareness" that's going to stop bullying. It's not that these little shits don't KNOW any better - they know, believe me. It's that…

Victim-blaming at its finest.

When I was sixteen (back in 1993), a "friend" of mine decided that she'd had enough of my crap (apparently I was giving her crap, who knew?) and wrote me a note describing in detail all the "crap" I'd done. Then, to make it extra-special, she passed it around to some of the other kids in our school and had them sign…

I agree! And back then, let's say a kid did do something so humiliating there was no coming back from it. That kid could change schools and start over with a fresh slate. With videos going viral now, I'm sure the hopeless feeling runs 1,000% percent deeper. So frickin sad.

You've created the best and only scenario/setting for a child to have a cell phone responsibly, and it demonstrates your ability and effort as a parent. Bravo!

My stepkids have cell phones that I pay for. They can't send and receive images and videos (it's disabled by the cell company). It frees up the house phone line, and it also gives my kids an opportunity to call for rides, bus help, etc (they don't have surfing data on their phones, so they can't look up things like…

Right? If a coworker or friend came to me and said "OMG GUESS WHAT I FILMED SO-AND-SO DOING IN THE BATHROOM" I would be beyond freaked out. You could tell me that person was sitting on the toilet sacrificing a lamb to Zuul and it still wouldn't be as horrifying as peeking over the top of a stall to take a photo/video.…

With any luck, she had gotten a scholarship to her first choice college (and found out in the early decision/early action round). When you know you're moving on to something better, your ability to withstand that kind of awfulness increases dramatically.