For real! My wife is buying me some Mixels today for those sweet sweet ball joints.

Majestic.

"Well... At least I'll die dancing."

It's good, but it's no baby baby baby, Jason :P

As someone who owns the Bionicle Skopio, knowing the size of the treads this thing must be absolutely huge.

Liquor can make a man stick his dick in a lot of things.

Super Smash Party confirmed.

She went to the sperm bank and stole it.

Dead or... okay maybe only dead.

not sure how this could have happened but...

My attempt

I think it's worth pointing out having a positive pregnancy test as a male can be a sign for cancer.

I will not eat the cabbage thank u

"To the Batmobile!"

This would have been cooler if it was a real lego model made from the transparent pieces.

Fake. Everyone knows the Invisible Jet still has the frame visible.

It's going to be hard to do that using Bionicle, being one of the most popular Lego sublines. Especially now that Lego has actually surpassed the likes of Barbie and Transformers as the top toy brand.

Something something BACK IN MY DAY something.

Okay, seriously. What in the actual fuck, folks?

I teach English at the college level; last year, I was privileged to teach ENG 230, which at my institution is a rotating (through the faculty) course that is generously labeled "Special Topics in Literature."

I taught my course, for two semesters, as "Gaming: Literary…