This article seemed to focus more on the frustrations in sorting out pieces of the rover from unexpected particles in the Martian soil, but nice try.

Hole. Eee. Shit.

Damnit damnit damnit.

That's kind of bizarre to me, that merchant employees essentially hold legal status as pseudo law enforcement.

Safety.

I don't understand this concept of a security guard being able to physically block a suspect from leaving the store.

This was very interesting and enlightening. Thank you, Hugo.

End prohibition on all drugs that are easy to define as "less harmful than alcohol" (most of them), put a small portion of the current Drug War budget on rehabilitation programs, and watch the cartel violence dwindle away. It really is that simple.

Damn...too bad I don't live in Denmark...or have a small penis.

Just go live in the Burj Khalifa. Last I knew, it was 2/3 empty. What is that...100 floors unoccupied?

and 490,000,000,000 dusty G+ buttons on articles around the web.

I wouldn't go for a woman playing in my ass, but I did let one get a lot closer than I ever thought I would last December. She slowly worked her mouth around my sack until she was licking and nibbling my taint...far out side of my normal comfort zone, but it was the best BJ I've ever experienced, so I didn't stop her.

You had me reeled in until the part where I would have to lock this thing to a cell phone company's fledgling ebook ecosystem. Sell it without ties and subsidies for a bit more with a microUSB port and I would buy no less than 3 at Christmas time.

Has anyone yet told you that it is Red Bull?

And set up 5 NetZero accounts, and buy 5 sets of hardware?

Copyright the damn images!

XKCD came up with this idea a very long time ago.

I was guessing it was a gunpowder-powered hammer. Which actually do exist, to this day.

Cigarette smokers consume significantly more product than your average pot smoker, however. 2 cigarette's worth of pot can keep someone baked out of their mind all day, when smoked out of a pipe or economic joints. Your average pot smoker isn't going to smoke anywhere near that much on a daily basis, maybe smoking a…