What in the holy fuck is your design team thinking? I didn't think it was possible to make a commenting system more awful than the last one.

Zuck just moved up several places in my book. Hopefully this works in practice as well as my imagination tells me it will. "Piece of steaming garbage" is far too kind for one of the absolute worst-performing apps by a major company available for Android.

My opinion of Apple and Apple Stores remains unchanged. "Ronald", however, I would very much like to punch in the throat.

They lucked out, since their customer's lifetimes are relatively brief.

Is anyone else more confused after reading the article than they were after reading the title?

If we're talking about travelling to another solar system, I would assume they would utilize the gravity of local sun(s) and planets to do a large part of the deceleration.

I need a tactile mouse button as well. If I ever need to do some quick Photoshop on my laptop, I always switch to using the touchpad with one hand and the other to use the click button.

Useful...how? For the first day of school when they hand them all out? Wouldn't individual carrying cases make more sense?

I won't judge you, but this is inexcusable after 13 years. Fucking watch it.

Sobriety generally halts such lines of reasoning in their tracks.

It's clearly intended to be the a 3-2-3-2 pattern, dumbass!

The black bar over her eyes was in reference to the article, which dealt with watching porn anonymously.

*What* you're eating is much more important than *how much* you're eating.

The official name is likely to change once Metro is renamed, I should think.

Street prices vary widely, as do purity levels and adulterants. Here in the Midwest, for example, it is common for cocaine (and just about anything else) to be stepped on with methamphetamine to reduce cost. This obviously makes the overdose quantity quite a bit lower than coke that has just been cut with…

Acer Aspire One (with plenty of change)

There's nothing to "get" about Android either! It took me about an hour to become comfortable with my first Android phone, having never used the OS previously.

I do remember reading something about a screen like that, capable of raising keyboard keys. I don't think something like that would work with multiple keyboard layouts, unless it is far more complex of a system than I can wrap my mind around currently. It just really doesn't bother me to have a thicker phone, when I…

I'm a very fast typist on both virtual and tactile keyboards, and accuracy has never been a problem. I do type out quick texts and emails without bothering to slide my phone open because it is often much faster to just Swype it out. After a few sentences, however, I find it much more comfortable to use the physical…

Yep. I love having a big touch screen, but I will never buy a phone that doesn't have a tactile keyboard as well. Typing longer texts and emails on a touchscreen is a chore, even with the wealth of great virtual Android keyboards out there.