Sobriety generally halts such lines of reasoning in their tracks.

It's clearly intended to be the a 3-2-3-2 pattern, dumbass!

The black bar over her eyes was in reference to the article, which dealt with watching porn anonymously.

*What* you're eating is much more important than *how much* you're eating.

The official name is likely to change once Metro is renamed, I should think.

Street prices vary widely, as do purity levels and adulterants. Here in the Midwest, for example, it is common for cocaine (and just about anything else) to be stepped on with methamphetamine to reduce cost. This obviously makes the overdose quantity quite a bit lower than coke that has just been cut with…

Acer Aspire One (with plenty of change)

There's nothing to "get" about Android either! It took me about an hour to become comfortable with my first Android phone, having never used the OS previously.

I do remember reading something about a screen like that, capable of raising keyboard keys. I don't think something like that would work with multiple keyboard layouts, unless it is far more complex of a system than I can wrap my mind around currently. It just really doesn't bother me to have a thicker phone, when I…

I'm a very fast typist on both virtual and tactile keyboards, and accuracy has never been a problem. I do type out quick texts and emails without bothering to slide my phone open because it is often much faster to just Swype it out. After a few sentences, however, I find it much more comfortable to use the physical…

Yep. I love having a big touch screen, but I will never buy a phone that doesn't have a tactile keyboard as well. Typing longer texts and emails on a touchscreen is a chore, even with the wealth of great virtual Android keyboards out there.

Glaring lack of Gizmodo mention in this article.

He won 50 grand for texting, that makes it news worthy on a tech blog.

There shouldn't be such a charge as "Misdemeanor Assault" of a child. He should be on a felony case awaiting a prison sentence.

I would use my fingerprint sensor, if my laptop had one and it worked well. I don't imagine this will be the only way to unlock the device; if it were, this patent would have been filed long ago, methinks.

Damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit...damnit.

My wavelength as well, eh?

Moving your eyes a bit to trace something like an Android unlock pattern (I assume) is a bit different than haplessly flailing your arms around for the Kinect.

How about monitors that have touchpads instead of actual buttons (I'm looking at you, Samsung). The labels are almost impossible to read unless you get the light on it at just the right angle, and it is impossible to navigate the menu system without constantly looking back down at which button you are supposed to…

Ebay buyer protection, FTW. I have never been truly defrauded, and I buy 5-10 items on ebay every month.