Don't worry Zinger, you'll always have Jesus Diaz.

All they need to do is enlighten people to the benefits of LED lighting.

You're surprised Vizio, a company that makes LED TVs, would start making LED lightbulbs?

I'm going to take a shot in the dark here and say you haven't started many large-scale fires in densely-populated areas.

You said it was a good size!

The multi-lens camera? That was like two years ago.

Indeed. We all like recycling, and we all like making burgers, but there is no need to combine the two activities.

Technically, only one of them is wrong.

Then throw your Nokia at a stranger's crotch and watch it explode?

$2,000,000 worth of purchased exploits, on top of the development costs of massively complex software? I'd say it's fair to proclaim government involvement. If it is a terrorist organization, then al Qaeda is laughably archaic by comparison.

Let's toss "victim's family members" in there for good measure.

If she was just joking, it wouldn't matter because someone with a loaded, serial number-free handgun took it as a serious offer. I have no sympathy for anyone that cripplingly careless and stupid.

Well, not really. Crop fertilizers are generally a blend of synthetic materials and farm animal waste. Lawn fertilizers have been 100% synthetic for a while now, but there is a growing trend toward "organic" crap (fueled by Mr. & Mrs. Cloth Grocery Bag) that has lead to "natural" products gaining popularity.

That seems awfully paranoid. 62,000 login credentials is but a drop in a lake. They would have to do this several hundred thousand times before there is even an appreciable chance you are among the victims.

Every other button is lettered, or is similarly logical in the case of the shoulder buttons and the joystick buttons. Throwing 'black' and 'white' buttons on there is stupid to begin with, no matter how well implemented. I firmly believe now just as much as I did the first time I saw that controller, that Microsoft…

I'm no fan of that clunky beast, but the N64 controller claims that title. C buttons for strafing in first-person, a D-pad that required switching your hold on the controller and abandoning the analog stick, and a COMPLETELY UNUSED left shoulder button. I loved my N64 to pieces as a kid, but that controller was an…

It already is used in "natural nutrient" lines of lawn fertilizer.

I guess you'd have to track down whomever dropped the deuce and ask what they ate for dinner the previous night.

You know a "secondary monitor" isn't a TV, right?