Want.

@ellemdee: He used his bare hands instead of tools, that makes him the Chuck Norris of plumbing.

I get equal parts amusement and frustration reading comments by people who just skimmed the article and think this is the one we saw assembled in 6 days.

@shazaam42: Indeed, and so did we out in the parking lot on a specially outfitted golf cart. We were in there for another reason, so we didn't bring any plungers up with us. He did this out of laziness, not wanting to walk down three flights of stairs to get them. I think this makes the feat that much more…

Once upon a time I was a maintenance technician for a property ownership company. Never will I forget the time I watched a co-worker successfully unclog a two-sided kitchen sink using nothing but the palms of both of his hands for suction.

@2 replies: I can't believe I never knew this. I wish we were on Giz so I could promote you.

@njdevil misses the old days:

@jamsesh: I read the whole article, thank you. Did you happen to catch the title? "One Hundred Naked Citizens: One Hundred Leaked Body Scans"

A cloudy gray blob in the approximate shape of a person constitutes nudity?

@dosdelon: That is fake...obviously.

"...ducts cool air over motherboard parts."

Only two motherfucking years?!?

@Slinkytech: Just as soon as your favorite game becomes trading stocks, you land a job at a massive trading firm, and 'you' are replaced by software. :)

@soldstatic: I'm going to say number 2 is getting put on the no-fly list, and 1 is dying in a plane crash.

@RuckingFetard: Agreed. I have a Samsung monitor, so every time I want to change a setting I have to tilt my head and use my patented reflection contrast technique to see the correct button to get to the menu. Then, unlike any monitor I've ever owned, I have to constantly look at the buttons while I work my way to…

@Rick Cowman:

@W10002: You're not just approving their comment, you're permanently giving all of their comments visibility.

@W10002: You shouldn't approve commenters just to correct them.

Obligatory.

@unit00: No, if that were the case they wouldn't look so crappy.