@Kin: close

DOA

@Sheccid: "My name is library?"

@buttnugget: Spanish equivalent: "tengo un gato en mis pantalones!"

@acidrain69: Are the containers actually papier-mâché?

@acidrain69: Basements aren't common in the south from what I've seen. Even as far north as Arkansas, basements are an oddity.

I wasn't happy with my first hack-job, here's a few more minutes invested in a worthy subject.

@Top_failure: 100 years? Try this year in Haiti. Stateside? How about Southern Louisiana in 2005?

I can't think of a single reason to be negative about this product. For some, keeping a year's supply of food for an apocalyptic scenario will be of great comfort and, perhaps, even be practical. It really is a win-win situation.

@atrus123: Shovels; pack of 25 in isle 310.

@Denver: I concede, you totally fucking win.

@mild.ocd: It was mentioned in an earlier comment. A reply stated that this is commonplace in golf crowds.

@joergen: What video did you watch? They aren't working on a flexible keypad! She clearly talks about and shows a flexible and stretchable integrated circuit and pressure-sensitive touchscreen (think wearable iPhone).

#whitenoise

@kremlin-king: Way ahead of you, I already submitted it to avatar processing on my profile.

@PresidentKennedy:

@PresidentKennedy: "You can dooo eeet! Break that caameeera!"

@Tycho Vhargon: But I specifically ordered my Anakin without mustard!

This guy is so fucking awesome, it almost hurts to look directly in his eyes.