@mat: As a bachelor, if you regularly buy kitchen gadgets, you are the extreme minority. Hard to get a product on shelves facing the reality that your prime market segment doesn't give a shit about the kitchen.

@Stem_Sell: But what if your left-overs comprise of more than old newspapers and beef bullion?

@mat: Unnecessary for all but some bachelors, I'd say.

@mark.jpearson1: The problem is that Word has no better spare wheel than Writer. If Word's document recovery has never failed you, then I am honored to be conversing with the luckiest motherfucker on the planet.

@JackHoliday: One one-thousandth of a gigaflop.

@flopplepop: I was once on the way to an important job interview I had been excited about for several days. It was a long trip, and I was driving an SUV. I.did.not.put.gas.in.

If his goal was to not have to put up with his boss anymore, I guess he succeeded.

@Reil: Lifehacker Ninja: They are hidden for formatting purposes; i.e. bold & italics

@WestwoodDenizen: If the "perverting the course of justice" charge is overturned upon appeal, he would still sit in prison for whatever remains of the 5 year child pornography sentence.

@junior ghoul: Hold the Simpson on mine, please.

That video was better than porn.

@Mike Zuniga is a Photographer Apparently: "Get your lazy ass over here and help me measure this" -Pythagoras

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Why not put the magnet in a fish net to retrieve the sunken one?

@Darksider1972: They've been practicing on their own people for some time now, I'll bet they're really good at it by now.

@ninjablaze: If Big Macs are all you eat, only cutting your lifespan in half would be damned lucky!

@GizmoTron9000VowsToEarnBackHis...: Bowflex = Tech

This is ridiculous.

USB charging only?

I'm sure the security staff loves the dim lighting and dense clouds filling most of the room.