Anyone else disappointed with the "happy ending"?

This is terrible.

@hawkeye18: There's one person here who doesn't understand what "jk" means.

**SPOILER ALERT**

@Purdueable: Using a 'side note' end tag at the beginning of the note has to be in the rules somewhere...

@REO Speedwagon: Have you not been properly aquainted with the "Coast" button?

@Hello Mister Walrus: Alternatively, I wish he would take those billions and stuff them in my socks. I promise to run for President as soon as I get back from a long European hash bender.

Trackpad/mouse combo.

@ibpointless2: You have clearly never owned a Microsoft keyboard or mouse. They are consistently among the best in their price range.

The Craftsman set I got at Sears is garbage.

This...thing...is the future of absolutely nothing.

@Drowningfish: "Wearable computers make it possible to keep the window open. All the time."

A toolkit without adjustable pliers is useless for most common home maintenance tasks.

"...combining technology and imagination to bring nature into modern homes and buildings."

Seven years??

@blehbleh13: Google already has all of the data contained in that torrent.

@MacAttack: So you're saying a company throwing away hundreds of thousands, or even millions, of dollars on equipment and a shit ton of money every month on electricity is the same as spending $80 on a router and getting a cheap broadband connection?

@ian.nai: Not practically.

@MacAttack: Sure. Mall employees could go around the parking lot with gas cans and fill up gasoline cars as well.

@RotenApple: I will bet you $500 that mainstream production electric cars will have an immobilizer that ensures nobody drives off while it's plugged in.