@Shamoononon: Don't be sorry, the size is directly proportional to the comedic effect.

@gebinsk: Nope...waistline of those "god chicks", ftw.

Well...shit.

Those slow-moving blades seem to be doing wonders for that guy's turf!

@♫ Destronok ♫: I read it that way at first too.

@Peter Shultz: For the love of dog, don't forget reliable!

@wætherman: That's easy, you just hit Alt + f + c

How many redundant thrust systems does one small aircraft need?

@vinod1978: They want you to look at their logo when you do EVERYTHING.

@Yinzers Are People Too: I, apparently doomed to perma-gray status, resent that remark.

The treehouses designed your architects?

@bobbobato:

@Arken: Capitalism isn't evil, young one.

@maythetechbewithyou: They will probably sell of stock in large quantities to other companies.

I'm going to vote they left an upper decker in the lady's room.

30 songs?

@Dezerus Richardson: Shoplifting a CD is NOT a felony! It's a Class C or B Misdemeanor, depending on the total cost of the items. The fines vary from state-to-state, but they are nowhere near $2,500.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Exactly. My Mom has a low-grade touchscreen smartphone and loves it. She doesn't care to learn how to do any cool shit on it, but she loves it for her basic purposes.

His logic is flawed beyond recognition.

@breadofwonder: You're a film grain fan??