KThimbleberry
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KThimbleberry

He didn’t do it because he neither expected or wanted to win. He was supposed to lose relatively narrowly and then parlay that into a ready made audience for a tv-network about the evils of the liberals.A sort of angrier version of Fox or CBS. Actually winning an election was not part of his plans, he did his utmost

Obama is so brilliant. He is more upset than any of us because he knows what the job takes, and he knows Trump will undo everything he did in eight years. But by positioning himself as a trusted advisor to Trump, he’ll be able to influence his policies or at least keep some of the crazy at bay.

No puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet.

His fake, human skin suit shifted again. They need to glue Pence better.

Three things I genuinely think Trump is concerned about today:

All racists, misogynists are scared, pathetic and little once they come face to face with which they swear to hate.

I really think it’s the most elaborate prank joke in history. Before he even ran for president, he always tried to get attention with whatever viral craze or saying some stupid shit. Then everyone online would call him out on it, but he still ended up succeeded, because he made us not forget about Donald Trump.

Then

About half through this and want to be in Abe’s 7th grade class, please.

Post mortem, I think we need to take stock of ourselves.

Same! I’m still laughing right now. Like normally I get a little peeved when announcers express lowkey amazement at a woman demonstrating skill

That announcer yelling “HERSTORY” with completely uncontained fervor is my new aesthetic

Annnnd here is the contact information for the hon. Judge Gary J. Gilman, if you would care to voice your displeasure at his less than judicious ruling to allow a violent criminal who posed an active danger to another person free:

Fuck Judge Gary Gilman. This woman’s death is on your hands asshole. And as usual incompetent men won’t suffer consequences while this woman is now dead.

“According to ancient/sexist lore, baby girls rob their mothers of their beauty and wreak havoc on their bodies”

Bloom: “Hey, Miranda. Just a head’s up. The most embarrassing photos you can imagine of me are going to be coming out. You’ve been warned”

They could whisk him into a Del Taco somewhere in West Phoenix and tell him the first Latino man he sees is el presidente de México and he wouldn’t know the difference.

I kind of love her. I kind of love that she hasn’t gotten married yet and is headed towards spinsterdom (I mean she’s a 35 year old heiress, they’re usually married off by now!).

My son said to me the other day, after I corrected him for being factually wrong, “I can believe whatever I want to believe,” in the same tone we try to impart individual uniqueness to our children (read: he heard this bullshit at school). OH HELL NO SHORT MAN, MAMA HAS SOME TROOF TO LAY DOWN ON YOUR MINI BEHIND,