You’re too polite. I would’ve made extra grunting noises and flushed, like, 5 times. Maybe add in a “please go down please go down” or two for extra color.
Oh, fuck that noise. I try to make it sound like that scene from Austin Powers with Tom Arnold in the next stall when some fool is in the bathroom with me talking on the phone. There is a time and place for everything and the restroom is not the place for a phone conversation.
how incredibly brave and strong. i want to hug her and protect her and i don’t want this awful world to ever hurt her again.
This is amazing and I want to try it immediately.
The man is nothing but an albatross.
Yep. I have a dear friend who is beautiful, loyal and intelligent. Her husband left her for a younger, very peculiar and seriously unattractive woman. I think he likes having the upper hand, not equality, and he was never going to have that with my friend.
There might be something to that. I have a friend who seemingly gets cheated on by every guy she is with. She is crazy smart, a doctor at 31 years old, one of the nicest, most thoughtful people I’ve ever met, and model-level gorgeous. Always kind of wondered what all the idiots she’s dated were thinking when they…
I just saw this on TV in the lunch room. I literally jumped up and shouted, “FINALLY!”
Looks like they had “an arrangement” all right. She’s arranged to have all his stuff on the curb outside their apartment by the end of today.
I never even thought of this as a possibility, and it makes me shiver.
Public shaming is a hell of a kink.
Duuuuude, why are you so dumb? Why can't you staaaaahp with the sexting? Can someone get him a Fisher-Price play phone until he learns to behave?
huma.
Being earnest and genuine and cheesy in movies: “Why can’t more men be like this?!”
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He’s such a dad, but he thinks he’s the fun uncle. Better than Pence, who thinks he’s the strong patriarch, but is really the judgmental spinster aunt.
Hey - not being thick at all and I’m happy to share information with you.
Frances Bean Cobain’s ex-husband