Four people ran around in the street for 3 hours without paying $500 dollars. I'm outraged.

Jim Cornette is a goddamn national treasure. Anybody who thinks otherwise deserves a clipboard to the back of the head.

You guys are doing great work here, but there's a tragic aspect to the unpaid college athletes story that you're missing: the actual moment that the high school athletes are ripped from the arms of their families or high school coaches, placed in leg, arm and neck shackles, and force-marched to the universities, where…

What a pussy. If he were a hockey player he would've digested his tongue and kept playing.

Well, he's right, but because he used a cliche, you're going to put this on the front page without any explanation. OK.

Every few years, the hottest actors in the world get together and pay themselves to throw a '70s theme party, and American Hustle is one such party.

Um, a few issues here, some pointed out by others, but here's more:

Oh yeah, he's gonna be in real bad shape after losing a psycho like this when he's clearly capable of nailing 5 girls (possibly more?) on the side.

For the record, if you went through his phone to see what he was up to when he was not around, you are the very definition of a snoop, meaning that it is "your style."

And promptly tweeted something with the hashtag

#WUSSIFICATIONOFAMERICA.

Hahha ayup.
He feels real sorry.

How about Cha Cha, Shirley Muldowney

If this were in South Jersey instead of North Jersey, they'd have no problem handling hordes of drunk, orange-colored assholes.

Knowing Ric Flair's history, I'm guessing he probably owes the North Korean government some money.

White people:

I dislike Kanye West because he is a middle-class suburbanite pretending he is from the streets. I dislike Cam Newton because he is a smooth, bullshit artist. I fucking love Richard Sherman. He was on an endorphin high after just making a game-saving play that sent his team to the Super Bowl.

He was suspected of preparing to hijack the plane when he said he was going to guild the Jets in the right direction.

Putin drew a distinction between "traditional" Russia, and the gay-friendly countries of Europe, some of which, he said, were planning to legalize pedophilia. When asked which ones, he declined to answer, because it's not actually true.

I agree. People hate Tom Brady because they're jealous. It certainly isn't because he complains after every unfavorable play, berates his teammates, stomps around, gets a roughing the passer penalty every time somebody breathes on him, and is associated with that rule-breaking ray of sunshine Bill Belichick. It's…

Peyton's request is a nice change of pace from Denver's last playoff winning QB, who wouldn't shutup about his love of spirits.

Can you really blame him? Letting Bush take the fall hasn't failed him yet.