I guess he's better down low than we ever thought

Good, beat it.

The rocky mountain way, is better than the DUI we had

Not all racing is like this. Drag Racing has a great history of diversity. Don Pruhdomme (African American) Shirley Muldowney (Female) and The Pedregon Family (Cruz, Tony, Frank Sr. & Frank Jr. are all Hispanic) are all multiple time champions and considered legends in the sport. They are just a few of examples as…

I'll fight every Raider here

No. Phillies. Both of those teams fanbases fucking stink.

I wish Ortiz would try and enter fenway the way Owen Hart entered Over The Edge 1999

Something bothering you today Mr. Abdullah?

"It's over? Good"

I'd like to thank my hands for not signing those IRS checks

INB4 Joe Pa was framed and innocent crowd

Someone get a security detail for Bryants mom ASAP

"It's three in the morning, and Miss America just ain't coming in."

I just graduated in '12 with a BA in Poly Sci and somehow managed to find gainful employment. Albeit with a fashion company and working in information & data for them. So nothing related to my field.

Almost took the Eagles to the super bowl.

I'd take punch in the mouth over being in either stadium around either of these obnoxious fan bases

A free ticket is still over priced for this world series

North Dalla Forty Grams

"Lucky devil"

According to another gawker media article I'm a racist because I think Kanye is an idiot for all this