I make green beans sauteed in olive oil with loads of garlic and toasted almonds. So much better than a cream sauce or boiled plain with butter. Green veggies love garlic and salt, IMO, more than they love cheese or cream.

As Parliament/Funkadelic forgot to include "free your mind and your ass (and beautiful skin tone) will follow"

Also: I think her ass looks pretty amazing too.

I think the fact they were game for the satire scores them lots of extra bonus points, but yeah...several of those dudes could get it.

I think it's fair to say this dude wouldn't be moved to write an email about an overweight man's responsibility to appear thin for "the community's" sake. I think he was outraged about a woman being on television providing something other than wank material for him.

I'll only let him have the rights to it if he acknowledges that I have a G spot.

Married women who say they "don't mind" never having orgasms save up to 20% a year on car insurance.

Well said. I think I'm more outraged that someone so dense makes $200K per year than I am at the fact she's pissed off about it.

The economics are just a smokescreen for a generalized feeling of entitlement, I reckon.

That's true. Scientifically, Hansel and Gretel were pretty poor judges of character. As are dogs sometimes, if you offer them bacon.

You totally can't trust them with, say...cake, or the bowl of mac and cheese you were going to have for lunch, or a wrapped present. Their self-control is totes for shit. They are also super unreliable when you need a ride to the airport or to move your stuff from one apartment to another.

Everybody who has ever said they don't need privacy because they have nothing to hide will eventually come to regret it, I think. #patriotact

I realize that some people are born severely mentally ill, but newborn babies aren't responsible for themselves. When there is adequate care — from parents/guardians and from health care the parents/guardians can access — I don't believe tragedies are inevitable.

The Robsten bit makes no sense at all. What kind of gesture is it to give someone your passwords long after the breach of trust was committed? Who is so dumb that they think the other person wouldn't have just deleted everything incriminating?

It is so flippant and easy to say 'that person is a MONSTER and I have NO SYMPATHY' when someone loses their mind and commits horrifying violence. It takes a lot more effort to see the human being that was transformed by addiction and mental illness into a psychotic murderer. Understanding that no one starts out…

OK, just trying to think beyond the condom for potential solutions to the problem.

OK...but then why is it less of an issue with cunnilingus? (Not trying to be a pain in the ass, just trying to understand!)

Ah, but the lot of the mother is that you don't get to choose. His DNA will laze around in your brain folds and you'll be ankle-deep in Cheerios.

It's not clear to me from the article (or my general knowledge) whether the transmission rates are the same whether you let the dude come in your mouth or not, and whether you spit or swallow. Does it help if you gargle with a mouthwash afterward, or does that just make the virus more resistant? Could someone invent a…

I was waiting for a sign to find my true calling...apparently "toast chef" is it. When you get bored with writing, let's do that.