Obviously, it was still pretty memorable, even for a very unsheltered teenager like I was. I'm just grateful it was in the town I went to college in, not the town I grew up in.

Ha... I was raised in sex positive free-to-be you-and-me household. Not only was I not traumatized, the older people in the lab frequently made me deal with the porny picture customers because I was the most chilled out about it.

All true! Not a word of a lie!

I used to work in a one-hour photo lab long before cell phone cameras. I saw plenty of homemade porn, and it was all middle-aged married couples. Usually the women brought the film in.

Right. And sex is more than just a means to an end when you're in a relationship. He's not just opting to do something else with his hard-on, he's denying you affection and attention when you ask for it — that's what's really shitty about it.

I dunno about Spirit being "Darkside", could be spirit like ghost could be spirit like team spirit.

Circus Peanut

I know jam made from figs is an actual (delicious) food thing, but it's also sometimes an acronym for people with...um...an abundance of self-confidence: Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me. Maybe you subconsciously chose something to give you a little extra swagger?

I mostly wear MAC Spirit, Del Rio, and Viva Glam...so all "other" I guess? Hm.

I don't know if it holds any water with your boyfriend, but I think it's super romantic that you will fight a cave bear for him.

I don't know if it's biological per se, more like a common psychological/emotional quirk. Probs hard to quantify. Though I also enjoy sleeping by a wall, and detest alarm clocks, so there's that.

My hubs doesn't spoon a blanket, but he has a body pillow with another regular pillow on top that I sarcastically refer to as his Pillow Wife.

I have a thing where my husband has to sleep on the side of the bed closest to the door, a.k.a. the "axe murderer side of the bed".

Specifically getting rejected in favor of porn is clearly going to make someone feel like shit and indicates a relationship that has real troubles. If the study zeroed in on that you could draw conclusions. (My condolences on your boyfriend's cruelty, btw.)

Agree... this guy is not anywhere near as good at sex as he thinks he is. If it gets boring, it's because he's dull, probably because of his childish virgin/whore neuroses.

I didn't have production problems, but I did try it just to check it out when I got near the end of nursing my second kid. And, yeah, there was a maple-ness to my general human smell.

In my experience, sex actually gets better over the years as you trust each other, explore, experiment and all that.

Cheeto spooge or Cheeto pussy flavor? Seems cool for ladybits, though an aged cheese flavor might be a cause for concern.

I remember reading about it when my first kid was a baby, but it wasn't in the context of a taste test.

When women breastfeed, strong flavors like garlic or curry can change the flavor of their milk. Which sounds yucky, but babies actually love it and tend to eat more if there's a little more nuance in the taste.