If a man ever chanted that while going down on me, I'd pretty much have to have his babies x100.

Tonguing out the ice cream from its chocolate shell is probably good oral practice. Mountain top optional, obviously. You'd have to fight against tongue numbness but, hey, challenges help you grow.

The taste of chocolate in that area would be so confusing. She has to taste like a buttered hot dog, don't you think?

The idea of putting sugar directly on my bits...::shudder::

I have it on good authority that my ladybits taste of duck á l'orange or lemon chicken (mildly meaty with citrusy note).

I know! And so nice!

Martin Short is Canadian Nice.

Dude, I kind of want to bang Marla (and I'm a straight broad) because she's fucking hilarious.

I'm not convinced that men are always the proactive party and women are always reactive. I would bet that women send the first nudie pics at least some of the time, if not the majority of the time.

Sounds very "Etsy after dark".

Agree with all your points. We all want love and approval and we all show off, sexually or in other ways, to garner that and it's nothing to be weird about. The odd thing is that the study claims that men and women are fundamentally different when there's no reason I can see to believe that.

From what I can tell, the only difference between what you did and what the guy did was that he was proactive and you were reactive. You both did it to feel accepted and gain the approval of the person/people you sent the picture to.

That argument is ridiculous. "Showing off" and "craving attention" are the same thing. Duh.

And the guys' careers fare even worse... Adam Lambert had a good week (though he was a runner-up, right?) and I'm sure some of the other guys shift some units here or there, but they aren't consistent hit makers, even by male pop star standards.

It's fascinating to me that while pop stars have become more and more 'edgy', cartoonish and driven by outsized cults of personality (e.g. Lady Gaga), the singing competition shows reward people for being the most earnestly vanilla they can possibly be. What a weird thing.

It's interesting that women aren't winning the TV competitions, when they kill it in the real world — pop stars like Beyonce, Rhianna, Nicki Minaj, Madonna, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, plus all those kajillion selling blond country music gals, Carrie Underwood included, rule the airwaves.

No disrespect to blood pathogens - they are harsh. But it seems (intuitively, to me...I'm not an expert) that shit is more likely to get you sick than blood because the chances of blood being infected seem lower than the chances of having dangerous, disgusting bacteria in shit.

Agree that shit is way more dangerous and disgusting than period blood.

There's more than blood in the menstrual mix — it's clotty and snotty and smells musky.

It's a piece at a conclusion, could be the conclusion of the whole thing (and that's the metaphor people are making re: "the coda to my weekend") or the conclusion to a section, which is how you're thinking of it.