I think this is a serious misreading of what's going on with this hack job.

Normally I don't respond to asshat trolls, but I think you have a grave misunderstanding about basic physiology, if you think she got pregnant from putting her mouth on penises. I thought you should know.

Or you know, he knocked up when he was home on leave. Asshat.

Interesting, that does make me like her more. I wasn't trying to sound snarky, it's just something I've noticed on roasts — fat women get the most heat, even if they're not fat anymore. Lindy West wrote an interesting piece on being old vs. being fat and concluded that old is easier.

Andy Samberg got it. (Watch to the end.)

I NEED IT I WANT IT I DON'T CARE HOW I GET IT I'M SORRY I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO STOP FOR EXCLAMATION POINTS

I am in love with the shape of this dress. Being super hippy, I feel like the blue part gives the illusion of the classic shift I so covet, but the black A-line portion is forgiving to us pear shapes.

"...should be fun, so why do these seem like the garments of the chick who comes late to the party, refuses to dance and leaves early?"

I wouldn't call this "non-legalized adoption", I would call it "legalized child trafficking."

I mean, it's clear that you have very clear expectations on how things should go and that's awesome but not everyone has the same expectations/wants the same things and that's ok too.

Kinda reminds me of a story I heard about First Nations man who used to guide tours to Head Smashed in Buffalo Jump, a UNESCO world heritage site a few hours from my city. Once a lady asked him when they do the hunts, as in presently... it hasn't been used since the 19th century, when it was abandoned for obvious…

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A) Why is male bedroom just "bedroom"?

Funny story! Justin Long was my husband's college roommate. My husband is a sweet and nerdy guy, and JL was a colossal jerk to him (ruined/his stuff, etc.), to the point where my guy applied for a room transfer. When Galaxy Quest came out, turns out JL used his personality and mannerisms. So if you liked JL in Galaxy…

They're pretty shocking sometimes. When I was in college (mind you this was over a decade ago so things hopefully have changed) my roommate locked herself in the bathroom to kill herself, while talking to a vision of her mother, who had died 8 years prior. We were 19 and pounding on the door to get her out and she…

Well I do travel around quite a bit trying to escape my guardian, but...

I once had a college school project that asked us to describe a family heirloom and yadda yadda. I couldn't think of any so asked my mom if we had any. She was at a loss. I mean, she only got a wedding ring after her and my dad had been married for 25 years. There wasn't anything that had "heirloom" sentimental value.…

A few weeks ago there was an article on here about ugly people being taken less seriously at work, or something similar. Some commenter was trying to argue that ugly people just need better attitudes and more confidence *eyeroll*, and I was trying to explain what it's like to watch bros have the "not fuckable, do not…

Same here, most of my life I've been fat and thus overlooked by men. I remember there was that one year where I managed to lose quite a bit of weight and I actually found the sudden attention I got revolting, seeing as the only reason for it was that I had lost weight while nothing else had changed about who I am and…

Although I do like her suggestion for therapists at cosmetic surgery clinics, Sharon Stone has had plenty done to her face over the years. A nosejob in her youth and Botox in her forehead, at the very least. I take everything she says with a pinch of salt. Kristin Scott Thomas is the one being honest about her…