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"Sorry, extreme Titanic Rose and Jack shippers. Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio did not get make romance together, ever."

I met Prince Harry. And touched him. And had a picture made. He smiled, laughed, and talked. I nearly pushed my husband off the bench so there would be room between us.
Backstory: May 2013 His Royal Hotness came to Walter Reed-Bethesda to visit wounded warriors. Since my dream man is one (war sucks, umkay), we got the

Those were my intros, yo. Girl in my geometry class gave me her whole set (secretly, because I was far too cool to read lame romance novels).

Some of what he says is correct, but he's such a fucking asshole about it that it pains everyone to agree with anything that comes out of his mouth, including the sky is blue.

Nicholas Sparks, blech.

To me, it's just stupid insensitivity. Because even if the person who sent the tweet was only thinking "this is her most well known line from her most well known role," there IS baggage attached that white privilege lets white people ignore. I had to stop and think (as a white person trying to be a good ally) about

Although if the point is just to sleep with women while they take advantage of that bank account, then this will probably work out in hi favor.

that was my look last Thursday. stop fashion shaming!!!

Maybe he was trying to take a dick pic and took a screenshot instead, and then thought "meh, this is basically the same thing."

"Don't take anything proprietary"

I just yelled at my screen, "time the fuck out, where is Lindy going?!?"

The new editor starts this month, right? Maybe Lindy's leaving to protest Dodai having been passed over for that position. Oops, did I say that out loud...?

How come nobody told me?! I need more time!

"Tomorrow's my last day at Jez, y'all"

Dumping water on a small child is called "bathtime". And yes, historically speaking it's mostly been cold water.

I'm betting you've not seen much of Michigan.

No, the shooter is 100% mentally ill and probably sociopathic. His actions are not a result of his shyness and consequent lack of social skills. I am an extremely shy person, I was even diagnosed with social anxiety as a child. Yet, I've managed to live 27 years without hurting anyone or going on a mass shooting

I've had breast implants. Twice. The first time because I've always loved big ol titties and I wanted my OWN big ol titties. (after having my first kid, my sorta kinda little titties turned into pretty much little old flappies) I had them redone a few years ago when one of them deflated (a known issue, so they

I had a nose job a few years ago. I had a bump removed. It always bothered me. I saved up the money. Do not regret. I tell most people about it too, and it seems to normalize plastic surgery a bit for them. Like oh, really? Hmmm... Ok. Moving on.

"Don't tell your Mom."