And many young girls want to be what guys like, so if the boys want to look at Britney then the girls love Britney.

It's a coronation. Do you want burlap and fiestaware? Yes, yes, outdated monarchy, etc.

I have a friend who is also into paranormal investigation and I am pretty sure a big part of it is an excuse to have campouts in really cool old buildings. It's kind of a fun hobby, from what I've heard!

True story: I dated a fat guy for a month. Fat as in belly and all. I liked him at first. We had sex a couple of times. It was good. Not great. And not because he was fat. I ended up dumping him after a month because he became completely fucking ugly to me. Among the things I couldn't handle (putting porn on ASSOONAS…

As an online dater (well, mostly a browser these days), and as a guy who has been overweight 95% of his life and noticed the dramatically different ways I have been treated by women depending on where my weight is, I assure you the anti-fat crowd is just as open about their preferences on the online hetero women side…

It might not be helpful but it sure is funny. It's perfectly reasonable in an advice column written by a comedian.

I usually don't like all the snarking on religion that sites like this tend to trade in, but I thought that line was funny and not malicious. I interpreted it as an honest encouragement to go to church if you are so inclined, but if you're not inclined, then maybe go to a fantasy tabletop gaming night or something.

When I was a kid, 4 or 5 years old, we moved into a new house. My mom says the previous owner warned her the house was haunted but she laughed it off. I slept in the only bedroom in the basement and every morning I would mention at breakfast that a man had come and sat on my bed and talked to me. A few weeks later my…

I'm still not sure what this whole thing was and I swear to Cthulu I'm normally a skeptic about this sort of thing but oh well.

LMAO I banter with Jimmy Kimmel in my head. I don't even watch most late-night shows, but I always have a dialogue going with at least one host in my head.

I don't have imaginary friends in the traditional sense but there is literally CONSTANTLY imaginative scenarios taking place in my head. Even when working. Even when out talking with people. It's like there's a parallel universe that exists in my head. I used to be worried/ashamed about it until I read that one of…

Wait...please elaborate. "So you will know your place in the world"? I am so curious. Also I HATE when guys do this.

Somewhat similarly, This guy I have been friends with for awhile(and slept with once, in a "whoops we were drunk" sort of way) suddenly wanted to hang out with me a bunch when I became single again. I…

I feel like everyone knows that sort of guy.

Telling me to take Airborne for my cold, and insisting that it works.

My husband makes these noises to our cats. Also sings to our youngest female made up songs about how adorable she is sometimes.

My junior year, this gorgeous boy transferred to our school. He had shoulder length brown hair, velvet underground eyes and was just...beautiful. Seriously, if teen vampires had been a thing, I would've found my sparkly one. I lusted after that boy for days and days (which is YEARS in teenage).

This is going to be the new normal for America. The only way you will be able to afford higher education is to be rich or suck a rich dudes dick. You won't be able to afford health care unless you are especially tragic and you can crowd-source on reddit.

Well, didn't you know, if you touch a guys dick once, you are then obligated to let him put it into one or more of your orifices. It's like how if you touch a cookie or a piece of cake you have to eat it.

There are few things I hate like the hand-on-the-dick maneuver.