Oh. I thought he was saying he was a poor dressmaker.

This one we made just for Fall
And Winter runs a bit too small

I find John Mayer just as gross as most people do, but I'm not gonna be mad at him for giving T-Swift a taste of her own lavender-lemonade flavored medicine. I wish all celebrity feuds were acted out in song.

This is all nonsense, except for number 1. I'm from the Midwest, and yes, sexual partners, an open note to you - please feel free to include mac and cheese in any of our lovemaking.

You're an asshole.

Hey, it beats thinking about or working on actual issues.

Jezebel Island? Let's all pitch in!

I was actually at this garden party and KMiddy looked fabulous. The Queen was tiny, Camilla’s hat was great and the cucumber and mint sandwiches were delish.

Screw the Titanic. How about an exact replica of Noah's ark, complete with ALL THE ANIMALS

The fact that he is entering a not guilty plea at this point does not mean that he will not eventually plead guilty. It would be essentially malpractice to recommend to a client to enter a guilty plea at this stage, without a full understanding of the case and the evidence and without time to negotiate a plea bargain…

Although it seems distasteful, I think they have an obligation to VIGOROUSLY defend their client, without judgement. So, although it might seem bizarre from the outside, that is why. Obvs, this guy's client is clearly a slam-dunk, but for the many people that are falsely accused each year, it is actually a great thing…

I have two very close friends who are public defenders. They don't see themselves as defending their clients so much as defending the Constitution. When you know your client is a horrible person, and you want to see them go to jail, you can focus on making sure the proper procedures are followed so that once they get…

Yes, he does actually insert himself as a character, but from what I've read, most of his characters only share parts of their personality with him, if at all. If a character is described as exactly the author, along with their personality quirks and traits but with a different name, that's a bit different. I…

I concur! Ponies rule.

Me too. I'll be rooting for these crazy kids.