Yep I'm in a smallish office, and everyone knows who the slackers are, who you go to in a disaster and who you can trust when you have an issue with someone else that you don't need/want to take to HR.
We don't need an app, we have interpersonal, face to face communication.

I know most employers are considered "at will" employers now but I still think this could lead to discrimination lawsuits predicated upon the idea that a person was fired because of non-scientific and mean girl-based Knozen scores.

I think that it's a great idea. I mean, what could possibly go wrong.?

Wasn't this an episode of Community?

This is a ridiculous idea, workplaces are dysfunctional and miserable enough as it is, we don't need a fucking app to tell us that.

Awww shiiiit.

My last pay check was $50000 going on one incredibly ridiculously awesome show called "Bet On Your Baby." My neighbor's sister has been jealous ever since.

"On the next Bet on Your Baby, we'll be changing the challenge. Parents will get to bet on which child will be the first former child star has-been with addiction issues triggered by a host of social and emotional problems created from child stardom."

Or both.

...and yet you missed the whole part WHY she fired them. One was in a hospital for exhaustion and missed 3 dates so was let go. The 2 others sent a letter complaining about how her Dad was treating them compared to Beyonce...and were abruptly let go at age 18. And that last part is hilarious if only because these…

That pic of Gwyneth just reminded me of how she looked shen she posed as James Dean and what an awesome makeup artist Kevyn Aucoin was.

You can peer all you want, this is someone who did nothing to stop multiple singer replacements in her girl group, then fires her own father over cheating allegations....only to marry a guy with some of the most misogynistic lyrics in rap who spent years denying their relationship yet now suddenly shills it at any…

Still don't get all of the Beyonce worship, decent at best vocals and her catchiest songs came with a group from almost 8 years ago...her solo stuff is meh and far from "classic". Honestly, she couldn't even carry Janet Jackson's bags and yet is far more popular for some reason.

Or Beyonce could just be reminding everyone that she is on tour. Publicity machine at work, again.

its a shame the beyonce thing is going on, i was really hoping they would fade into obscurity soon enough. looks like they found a hook to keep this hype train rollin for at least another year

Nope. According to the interwebs, they got married on April 4, 2008.

Uh, I don't think they've been married for 12 years, given that they married in 2008. Dating that long maybe.

They probably also finish each other's sandwiches.

Am I the only one who laughed at them "finishing each others sentences"? It must be twin magic when they both finish a sentence with the same [bolded] word!

"Don't judge a book by its cover"
"Yeah surgery yeah, we've... had a few things done"
"Oh yeah we would be there for each other"
"Yeah, yeah, Kardashians, yeah"
"If…

"Mr Byrne told Woman's Day."