KEWLBEAAANS
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Jezebel should most definitely have open threads every night.

Yes!

Yes! I totally agree with you. Sometimes stuff happens to us that is hilarious, awesome, etc.

I know I'm not the only one that thought about this:

You're thinking of Saturday Night Social. I don't think there was one for Friday.

Oh, my goodness. That is just creepy (IF it's even true).

Sleepy Hollow! Yes! I'm glad the characters aren't stereotypes. That's refreshing! Also, Tom Mison is FINE!

Cool! I wasn't the only one that lost her cool in the theater that day. Some people started dancing to the song. I sang along. I have no shame!

You never know. Off to the internet!

I thought Toys R Us already sold clothes that look exactly like those. No? Just me?

I'm just going to go ahead and say what everyone's thinking: This song sucks. It sucks.

P.S.- I think this is way better :]

Mmm, I love men in (military) uniform!

That nail polish is pretty! Yeah, I'm not paying $150 for a bottle of nail polish- unless it contained genuine unicorn pee. I'd totally use unicorn pee nail polish!

I did not know that about Elvis. Wow. That is something.

Nope. I am not crying. No, not at all.

I hope he "mysteriously" disappears soon.

WTF?! He married Aaliyah when she was 15? I didn't know this. He's a super monster.

I wondered that, too.

I think it's just the name. I'm sure this will be an entertaining show.