“I find your level of inflation disturbing” - Darth Brady

“Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational receiving corp!!!” - Emperor Belichick

“Meesa gotta be protectin’ the Shield!” - Rar-Jar Goodell

They must be kicking themselves that Andy Reid didn’t make it through to the Conference championship.

surely Cam has to be Boba Fett if you are not going to give him Vader?

Why do the Cardinals have an Imperial shuttle if Carson Palmer is Obi-Wan tho

“That’s no moon.”

Nerd rage at Imperial Shuttle being behind Jedi Master Palmer is conflicting with the happiness at the salt from Pats fans at their QB being Vader.

12. Walked by Legarette Blount wearing a Boise State jersey

That sounds low to me. I demand a recount.

We both kind of laughed it off and sort of dated for about a month after.

Someone who wants to get laid on the holidays.

Who brings a girl they’ve known for 3 weeks to meet the family for Christmas?

At least now there is no longer any reason to use ESPN. One fewer reason to be embarrassed by your browser history is not nothing.