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Where the fuck is Embiid? This is fuckin’ bogus.

Whatever PROCESS they used to select the teams is a bad PROCESS and we should really see a new PROCESS.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

This may be the most rational thing I’ve ever heard from a Pats fan.

I’d rather see this as the eventual outcome

“Act like you’ve been there before”

Show of hands, who read that as eats his own shit at a first glance?

The one thing this does seem to prove is your point.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

It's nice to see the ghost of Prince has already found his calling.

Soon, we’ll be subscribing to Oculus feeds on facebook from courtside NBA games...

There’s no way he succinctly communicated an idea in a single paragraph.

"Hey, let's give Philly fans a free, throwable object when they attend a playoff game," said nobody who has any sense, ever.

I live in Philly and I love it here. The food, the history, the art scene, the whole neighborhood vibe lends to a great living experience. And we’ve got a lot of really passionate yet level headed sports fans. But something does click in this city when we enter our sports arenas. Maybe it’s a self fulfilling prophecy,…

Hey Wayne, you know what’s fucking embarrassing? Braden Holtby has more points than you do in this series.

Yes, there are asshole fans everywhere. The issue with Flyers fans is, it’s their preferred setting.

At least the fans’ wrist shots were more accurate than the Flyers were.

Yeah no shit. Bird, McHale, Cowens, Havilcek, Cousy....what the fuck were the Celtics thinking having those white stiffs on their team just to make the fans happy?