I'm guessing the reward for each question was reduced by roughly 20% as well.

Business opportunity:

It seems like there's a simple solution: don't allow html in burner posts. Only text. It seems like this would be super easy.

I don't know how it happened but my panties spontaneously dropped all by themselves the moment I looked at that beautiful picture.

MADELEINE, STOP SHOWING EVERYBODY SEXY PICTURES OF MY CELEBRITY BOYFRIEND. STEP THE FUCK BACK, LADIES, HE'S ALL MINE.

I feel like this is now an acceptable response to the more ridiculous comments on Jezebel. EXCUSE YOU, I'M A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON. I SELL MONOGRAMMED COFFEE THERMOSES.

Uh, you do know there's a difference between thinking "damn, duder is hot as shit" and "I think I would like to build a successful life together with this comely young gentlemen with a promising future"

Pick-up artists. Like this guy:

I'm on the Hydra Diet. Unfortunately, for each pound I lose, I grow two more in its place.

At this rate, cruises will soon have to bill themselves as "fantasy" vacations for hardcore post-apocalyptic fantasists who dream of, say, being trapped on Earth's last remaining ark as a zombie plague spreads like wildfire from cabin to cabin.

Odin is all, like, LULZ.

The smell of bullshit is overpowering here.

As I gazed upon the sliced turkey breast and ham, I realized nothing could compare to his magnificent meat rod.

So who wants to volunteer to poison this Eric guy? If only we could think of a good vehicle for the deadly potion...