For real post - if you’re noticing hair thinning out where it shouldn’t be thinning out, and esp if you’ve been dealing with what feels like fatigue or mild depression, have your doc check your thyroid. Personally, I’ve always caught my thyroid crashes by the amount of hair I’m losing. >:( 

Homeowner here. These stories are fucking terrifying.

My eldest daughter starts Kindergarten in June, gonna sign her up to be a Daisy ASAP. >:D

Unrelated, but did you know this guy’s also a British Army Captain? Like lead thousands of troops in Kosovo. Dude’s hardcore, and a great pick for “if you had to choose one celebrity for the zombie Apocalypse” type games.

That’s why if you can dump just a little bit more money into the principal every month you can cut years off your mortgage. We’re far enough into our mortgage (bought the house pre-bubble!) we don’t long form any more, once we hit about the 10 year mark the standard deduction gave us more.

Does Canada have plans to invade yet and put us out of our misery?

His hands are too tiny to handle all that.

I saw that cover at the store. All I could think was, my God, the magazine is finally eating itself.

Oh God I’m in tears. I have to use this phrase somewhere soon.

If I didn’t know this was all surgical, I would think she had something like a pituitary disorder.

I was there for a job thing, it was quite awhile ago. There’s a secure gate to get to the building and you have to state you business to get buzzed in. I guess if you were able to reach someone who works there and asked to see the lobby you could probably get it arranged.

The one here, the only interesting thing is the lobby. Otherwise it’s an office/cube farm.

I know dude. :(

Like this.

Oh man I’m sorry. My husband had a (thankfully complication free) torsion and surgery when he was a teenager. Thankfully everything still works just fine... ah... a little too well actually, we got him snipped last year lol.

This is how I feel after having four kids. If I had anything else going on I’d probably get arrested for stripping down in the waiting room.

Incoherent screaming at the wall was mine.

MOTHERFUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK.

My bestie would too.

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