Unrelated, but did you know this guy’s also a British Army Captain? Like lead thousands of troops in Kosovo. Dude’s hardcore, and a great pick for “if you had to choose one celebrity for the zombie Apocalypse” type games.

That’s why if you can dump just a little bit more money into the principal every month you can cut years off your mortgage. We’re far enough into our mortgage (bought the house pre-bubble!) we don’t long form any more, once we hit about the 10 year mark the standard deduction gave us more.

Does Canada have plans to invade yet and put us out of our misery?

His hands are too tiny to handle all that.

I saw that cover at the store. All I could think was, my God, the magazine is finally eating itself.

Oh God I’m in tears. I have to use this phrase somewhere soon.

If I didn’t know this was all surgical, I would think she had something like a pituitary disorder.

I know dude. :(

Like this.

Oh man I’m sorry. My husband had a (thankfully complication free) torsion and surgery when he was a teenager. Thankfully everything still works just fine... ah... a little too well actually, we got him snipped last year lol.

This is how I feel after having four kids. If I had anything else going on I’d probably get arrested for stripping down in the waiting room.

Incoherent screaming at the wall was mine.

MOTHERFUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK.

My bestie would too.

this

i sincerely apologize for wandering off and not linking. if you see this, here you go.

I knew a teacher whose school gave them to both boys and girls. She also had tons of baby carriers so all the boys came running to her immediately to borrow slings and wraps. The girls for some reason didn’t.

This is how i recall it in my high school as well. The child development class got them.

that is impressive.

there’s a place in town here that somehow uses laser beams to treat hemorrhoids. They even have a catchy jingle.