i just bought a little vial too. i’ve never honestly had a good perfume before...

+100000 stars

I got this as a little kid whenever I got strep throat. I still remember the fever nightmares.

lots and lots of hairy, muddy buttholes.

Why? Because they don’t care. The end. And you can’t legislate them to give a damn.

*laughs until she cries*

This! wtf!

All i hear is “i eat fancy lawn clippings”.

How long do those elevators get stuck?

I have a few. I find they shift around a little too much for heavy days, and they’re not quite big enough. But they’re soooooo comfy.

I bought the Lily cup compact off Kickstarter and I do like it, but since it’s one of the smallest ones I wouldn’t suggest it for anyone who has heavier flows except to maybe keep it in your purse for backup. Since it collapses into a nice little compact it doesn’t take up much room at all.

The utter hell I would unleash if someone pulled that shit with my little girl would register on the Richter scale.

Dude. that’s brilliant.

*sprints in* DO WHAT NOW?

I feel you. I was (is) a reading/science nerd too, and had nothing but nasty art teachers in grade school/middle school. Regular teachers weren’t that great either. Had no problem telling me how much my stuff sucked, but would never offer a suggestion on how to improve things (telling a 2nd grader “you need to shade…

I want to star this several times over.

Just, like, a tsunami of furries. 17 Klingons and 12 different Link/Zelda pairs...

I know this is serious, I swear. But God help me I can’t stop laughing at the cosplay tweets.

No, just don’t want to pay Roto-Rooter 250/hour to scrape poop rags out of my sewer line. ;)

O.O you’re on the internet and just apologized. You are now my hero.