My eldest daughter was born about 1:15am, this is us shortly after. Hers was a great birth and I felt like I had just kicked all sorts of ass. :)

It took us 8 years to have our son (and have gone on to have 2 wonderful daughters with zero effort, the last being a total accident, go figure). I wanted him more than I’ve ever wanted anything. And even with all of that, after the initial elation at the positive pregnancy test I was like OMFG WHAT HAVE WE DONE???!?!!

I don't have a problem with this concept. I do have a problem with entitled, bridezilla hissy fits.

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The steak one reminds me of my brother. I keep saying for his birthday some year, I'm going to get him a live cow and a really sharp knife.

Since it was brought up, I want to give a shout out to Uzazi Village (http://uzazivillage.com/) and the amazing Sherry Payne who has dedicated herself to fighting for safety of mothers and babies of color. Carrie, if you haven't ever chatted with her, I would encourage you to take some time and reach out to her about…

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I'm a home birth Mommy too and loved it, but there is no freakin way it's for everyone. I support whatever decision a Mommy-to-be makes about her labor and delivery, even if it's completely different from what I chose.

LOL my dad is retired military, it's only in the last five years he's finally stopped covering EVERYTHING in Tobasco.

LOL dude, I cosleep with my kids. Bonding, snuggles, etc etc but really because I'll be god damned if I'm getting out of bed multiple times a night when the boobie and the baby can be right next to each other. Baby wiggles, boob goes in face, we both go back to sleep.

I can't even tell you how thankful I am someone else mentioned that, I thought I was just weird...er... than some.

Well. I learned something new today. Cool.

Sentenced to Death.... by snu-snu!!

Frolic with me my minions, FROLIC!

I wonder what the pay is for a butt bodyguard. And how you find the right person for that job.

Every time i see this picture, I want to stab something.

A+++++

I'd like to think the O-shot doctor is sitting there by the table w/a syringe and a grin on his face.

Mine too! LET'S GO PILLAGE.

At least when you read about something this horrible on here, the gifs in the comment section help cheer you up.