Yeah I’m sure he could’ve found a middle ground between his usual performance and something that would work for 90 minutes.

As a New Jerseyian, there is no true “Jersey Accent” here. The stereotypical Jersey accent from North Jersey is actually a New York based accent (North Jersey shares the media market and there’s a place literally named “West New York” in New Jersey) and the other accent is based on the Philly accent which is heavily…

Jack Black is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs. 

They get Ian McDiarmid and Mark Hamill to play little devil/angel characters standing on her shoulders and whispering in her ear, “Do it!” or “Don’t do it!”

That you’re not very fun at parties. 

“Brutal callout? Yeah right.”
*Clicks Slide 1*
“Listen here you little shit.”

I think the “good” ones that last a long time are fakes.  The problem is the preteens watching don’t know that and emulate it.  Then you get this 

It makes more sense when you remember that the target audience is asshole kids/teens.

I’m pretty damned sure, yeah. A nice knuckle sandwich? Maybe, but shooting someone? Naw man, that’s some fuckin Death Wish 2/3 shit. Not the first one that was actually good, but the ones where it was all about having fun shooting people for petty theft.

I’ve never gotten it... the whole “YouTube Prank” fad, even years ago in the early days of YouTube, they just felt really cringey and 99% of the time scripted if not blatantly malicious.

Any attempt at comment from the alleged shooter or their legal representation?  Forgive me if I don’t take Cook’s “simple practical joke” statement at face value.

Either choice is still better than a Funko Pop.

You are over-complicating things. Its as simple is “inflammatory post gets clicks, clicks get me not-fired.”

“It doesnt play into my nostalgia at all! Its like its not aimed at middle aged men! They played a song from Kill Bill (not originally made for Kill Bill) and yet didnt have a giant massacre in this ‘why is it not pandering to me and pretending to be a children’s movie’!”

Yeah, putting aside the “cheering for mega-corps” angle, Desantis was literally just trying to retaliate because his fascist policies weren’t liked, and install stooges on these boards for the sole purpose of blackmailing Disney into altering its content by holding hostage the things that council controlled. That’s *li…

“This movie is bad because it is made for kids, and I am unable to review any piece of art not made for me.” 

“It’s not as awful as the 1993 live-action film, but that’s such a low bar, you don’t need a power-up to cross it.”

I get the feeling that line was written as soon as the movie was announced and this whole review is a setup to close with it.

“Movie Based on Super Mario Bros. Made for Children”

Germain hates that it has songs.

Amazon relies too much on data, frustrating creators