That to me is the way funnier part of this story. Is this man ordering a Cybertruck the direct cause of him separating from his wife? Probably not!

Wife dodged at least one bullet.

I wonder if his pending purchase of the CyberTruck had anything to do with his marital separation?

This makes a certain sense when put in context with the original: it’s the least plot-heavy section, but also the first time the player gets to explore outside of Midgar, so throwing mini-games and a bunch of discoverable side-stuff at you to flesh out this world you just stepped into seems like a reasonable way to…

Bro the amount of times I've lost out on dozens of samples cause some random hits the shuttle at the end. smh.

I can’t count how many times I’ve dropped multiple samples, ran to pick them up while asking them not to get in the shuttle for like 15 seconds, and people just take off without me anyway. So frustrating

Found the jelly man

Sounds like it, your IGN article must be coming in the next couple of week yeah?

The lesson here: Don’t release broken games.

Never thought I’d imagine a scenario where Cait Sith catfished Cloud but here we are.

Should be titled “Kotaku Readers Do Our Work For Us.”

I'm not sure this deserves coverage.

And at least MMOs had things to do that were actually fun.

“a big, expensive 2024 metaverse project”

This mess makes all the Star Citizen shenanigans look good

Its the MMO thing all over again. Everyone was trying to get inon that sub money WoW had - and no one could really do it. Everyone one of them spent a ton of money and fizzled. It took how many years and a massive reboot before FFXIV came along?? That is a lot of studio time and money dumped in the trash heap.

Yeah that’s meth.

Too bad they canceled, I was really excited about the exarserdray lollipops.

There was nothing simple about getting that gold N64 ocarina of time cartridge!

I thought armor rating is still bugged as of latest patch. Basically just run light armor since the rating is the same across the board until it’s fixed.